I think my sister may be pregnant. Not only is she pregnant, but doing it this way means she’s actually super pregnant and will give birth to nontuplets and that’s if you’re lucky. The anus is more like the majestic hoover dam. Only if they sit down directly onto a guy currently ejaculating it. So this dude might want to see a doctor. These tubes transport all sorts of liquids: blood, sweat, tears, jizz, cerebrospinal fluid, and pee-pee.
How do you get trichomoniasis?
My grandpa: you can, but it’s hard to keep your balance. The vagina is like the canals in venice: gondoliers should be able to comfortably travel through.